THE FIRST EVER NUMÉRO CINQ APHORISM CONTEST
Submissions March 15-31, 2010
Submit by commenting on this post
Submissions must be no more than 150 words in length
Do not enter a submission unless you have figured out what an aphorism is first
Wit and arrogance appreciated
Contest open to everyone including employees of Numéro Cinq, their significant others, children, and small pets
First Prize — Instant Worldwide (e)Publication w/ commentary
Plus honours & laurels