Feb 042010

Definition: the state of being feverishly entranced with five student packets simultaneously. Symptoms: shortness of breath, over-eating, spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom, sleeplessness, spending long periods paralyzed on the couch staring at Mad Max movies, fits of temper directed at animals and small children. Prognosis: the symptoms generally pass in five to seven days.


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